Ever since I got my land rover discovery in 2004 I" ve
Been totally consumed by the brand,I eat ,sleep,and poop green"
I have more Lr gear than the average Joe, ( tees,hats,shoes,underwear)
You get the idea I"ve spent a mortgage on magazines,my wife says I talk about nothing else(I don't believe her). spend oodles of money on my truck, spend countless hours looking at it. And go off road every chance I get. Am I the only one with this disease? Is there a cure? [ I feel better now thanks for letting me vent] I'm hungry now, any body up for green eggs and ham?
All diagnosis are welcome ( funny or serious)..

You are very sick. Go to MAR. It wont help but should make the symptoms subside a little.